[ { "title": "周一早晨的挣扎", "slug": "monday-morning-struggle", "question": "有没有人和我一样，每天早上闹钟响的时候都在思考人生？", "reply": "思考了三年了，结论是：不想上班。" }, { "title": "恋爱脑的自我修养", "slug": "love-brain-cultivation", "question": "男朋友说'随便'，我该怎么理解？", "reply": "翻译：你选什么我都不会满意，但你选的必须让我满意。" }, { "title": "社恐的终极防御", "slug": "social-anxiety-defense", "question": "遇到不熟的人怎么礼貌地结束对话？", "reply": "盯着对方眼睛说：'你后面好像有人找你'——然后转身跑，百试百灵。" }, { "title": "学生时代的数学题", "slug": "student-math-problem", "question": "小时候数学题里小明为什么总是那么有钱？", "reply": "因为出题老师嫉妒他，让他从小就要经历人生的苦难。" }, { "title": "家庭聚会的灵魂拷问", "slug": "family-gathering-question", "question": "过年回家被问'什么时候找对象'，怎么优雅回应？", "reply": "阿姨，您家狗对象找了吗？没找的话我帮您留意。" }, { "title": "职场摸鱼的哲学", "slug": "workplace-slacking-philosophy", "question": "上班发呆算不算工作？", "reply": "算，至少你在用公司的电。" }, { "title": "周末计划的现实", "slug": "weekend-plan-reality", "question": "周五晚上计划了周六的运动、读书、做饭，结果周日晚上发现什么都没做，正常吗？", "reply": "正常，你那叫'计划型选手'——重在参与，不在执行。" }, { "title": "网购踩雷的共鸣", "slug": "online-shopping-trap", "question": "买家秀和卖家秀的区别是什么？", "reply": "一个是骗子，一个是受害者。" } ]